YOU’RE SURE TO HIT A HOME RUN WITH ME!
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I GREET EVERYONE AS IF THEY WERE MY LONG LOST FRIEND!
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CALM, WITH JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF ENERGY – YOUR PERFECT WALKING PARTNER!
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I’M A SURVIVOR AND READY TO GET ON WITH MY LIFE!
LIFETIME RESIDENT!
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I’M YOUR PERFECT CHOCOLATE DELIGHT WITH ABSOLUTELY ZERO CALORIES!
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PLUSH AND READY FOR LOVE, I’M LIKE A LIVE TEDDY BEAR!
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VOTED MOST POPULAR GUY ON CAMPUS!
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GENTLE AND EASY TO BE AROUND, I LOVE EVERYONE!
LIFETIME RESIDENT!
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IT’S ALMOST CRIMINAL HOW MUCH FUN I AM!
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